You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what sexy soulstress Mona Rae is singing about… This 1981 disco boogie classic was mixed by the legendary Tee Scott, who seductively blends the strutting bassline with some seriously smooth grooves and some naughty lyrics…

Oh and that foxy lady in the picture is not Mona Rae, that’s the front cover to Mood Mosaic’s fantastic compilation ‘Supervixens Vol.5’,  which includes this track and some other soft-core disco classics. So try and track it down for a chance for romance.

Mona Rae – Do Me

This saucy Chanson D’Amour is originally from the wonderfully perverse soundtrack to cult 1971 erotic flick ‘Vampyros Lesbos’.

Composed by two German dudes called Manfred Hubler and Siegfried Schwab under the name Vampire Sound Inc, the duo caught the attention of Jess Franco who adored their bizarre LP cover (see above! Those crazy Germans!). As you know, dirty ol’ Jess had a thing for vampires and ladies and he duly obtained two tracks off their 1969 album Psychedelic Danceparty, for what is arguably his most famous film.

The Lions and The Cucumber is a raunchy psychedelic number, with blaring horns and stoned-out sitars, it’s a sleazy thrill, that will have you roaring with delight! Grrrr!!!

The Vampire Sound Inc – The Lions And The Cucumber

A delightful re-working of an iconic Curtis Mayfield track, The Sisters Love’s 1973 proto-disco classic is an earthy and passionate rare-groove corker.

Complete with rolling drum licks, flirty flutes and a sexy simmering bassline, The Sisters’ funky soul classic will have you groovin’ all throughout Valentine’s Day and with Danny Krivit’s 1981 extended re-edit, you’ve got eight glorious minutes of pure pleasure.

The Sisters Love – Give Me Your Love

The aural equivalent of a warm and cosy fire, Exile’s 1978 smash hit is sure to get you warmed up this Valentine’s Day.  The hairy American country rockers’ soft rock classic was the band’s biggest hit and has since graced many a shit Hollywood flick and spawned loads of horrendous cover versions. But stick to the original, if you wanna get your fires burning this Valentine’s.

Anyway, have a look at the simply superb video, which has big burly blokes getting all romantic and sensitive. It even includes some sexy seventies dancing! So get kissing!

Love is in the air dear readers, indeed, it is all around us, which can only mean one thing…It’s only bloody Valentine’s Day in a few days time!!!

So, to get you in the mood for love, we thought we would ‘choo-choo-choose’ some amorous love potions and some cosy love bugs  to get you going, if ya dig what I’m saying. You know what I’m saying…

Aiming our Cupid’s bow at everything from saucy disco numbers and sexy soundtracks to the best non-rom-com moments and flirty flicks, we’ve got all your romantic concerns covered – in sexy satin sheets! Oooh!!!

Anyway, grab the chocolates, pour the champagne, and prepare yourself for our first ‘crazy chanson d’amour’ – a slinky and soulful cover of a Barry White classic…

Kellee Patterson’s interpretation of Barry White’s 1973 shag anthem boasts one of the sexiest intros ever and is a funky romantic classic. Purring sweetly and seductively over Gene Russell’s deep and jazzed-up piano, the former beauty pageant queen’s light yet soulful vocals playfully jump over a sublime breakbeat. Cool and cute, it even gets ol’ Cupid excited.

Kellee Patterson – I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little Bit More