Dear readers, today is our beloved film chief Alan’s birthday!!!! Don’t worry Alan I won’t reveal how old you are! (Clue: It’s roughly in the same ballpark as Joan Collins. I’m only joking!!! Or am I?)

So this special Single of the Day is dedicated to our very kill-crazy fiend. Taken from one of Al’s favourite films, The Bitch (ARF!!), Olympic Runners’ camp disco classic is our special Birthday treat to Daysarenumbers’ Master of The Talkies. So grab yourself a slice of cake and get ready for The Bitch!!

Happy Birthday Alan!!!